Hey y’all sorry I’ve been M.I.A. but I can gladly say I am a newly minted LSU graduate with an English Lit degree! So here are a few things that people ask when you say you were an English major and are trying to find a job:
1. Are you going to be a teacher?
What you want to reply:
What you actually reply:
NO. Not all English majors want to teach. Some of us want to write.
2. So if you want to write, have you found a job yet?
No, I literally just graduated. I work in retail. Get over it.
3. But, why?
Because I got to do this in college:
While you most likely did this:
So for now I am totally enjoying my summer by sleeping:
And oh, wait DATING. That’s right y’all the perpetually single girl is FINALLY dating.
So here’s to a great summer, courtesy of Lana Del Rey’s “West Coast”
I’ll be updating throughout the summer. Stay tuned… Check out my twitter for updates: twitter.com/annieweldon
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